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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hometown hero: Suárez soaks up the spotlight in Mexico City - NASCAR.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Packers waive receiver, open up roster spot - Acme Packing Company

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

36 Wildly Entitled People From This Month Who Might As Well Have Just Screamed "It's All About ME!" - BuzzFeed

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Knicks Notes: Kidd, Coaching Search, Offseason, Thibodeau - Hoops Rumors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do you agree that AI renders much human cognitive activity (knowledge work) as the equivalent of the old factory floor?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Scientists Just Discovered a ‘Super-Earth’ : Atmosphere, Size, Distance… It Has It All! - The Daily Galaxy

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

10 Albums Out This Week You Should Listen to Now - Pitchfork

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

No go.

Joey Chestnut, barred last July, returns to Nathan’s hot dog eating contest - The Washington Post

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Ever-changing universe revealed in first imagery from NSF-DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory - National Science Foundation (.gov)

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes