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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:21

Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
No go.
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No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes